By Adam Lewis Schroeder
A leaking pipe sprays Peter and the scholars with a mysterious red goo and the worst that may take place” spikes from inconvenient to catastrophic. at the beginning, the goo’s unusual unwanted side effects are gentle: short-temperedness, sawdust-scented B.O. and an unquenchable yearning for bacon. Then issues get spooky: Peter’s arms commence falling off, his scholars overlook how you can learn, not anyone has to peeeverand empathy for human discomfort plummets, specially if a person will get among them and their bacon.
Peter can’t work out what’s happeningsurely he’s now not a zombie? At no time in any motion picture does a zombie force a vehicle and expect his reattached palms the ways that he isn't a zombie, and besides, he craves bacon, now not brains. yet common humans don’t positioned their our bodies again including staple weapons and thumb tacks, or think about biting off ears. Peter’s certainly now not healthy to be round his young children, and his partner's mother temporarily” adopts them.
Peter’s young ones are all he has left, and he’ll do something to be with them back. He races around the state in a stolen ambulance to stand down pinstriped bureaucrats, affectionate farm-girls and monsters plucked from mythology in his look for the cureif it existsto his scary situation. All-Day Breakfast will fulfill all appetites for the visceral, the violent and hilarious.
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All-Day Breakfast: A Novel by Adam Lewis Schroeder